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Sunday, May 27, 2012

In My School @DPS Bangalore East

 Whatever you read happens in reality. Whatever you discover is true. 
Firstly, I would like to make you aware of the students. There are certain postulates made by me which hold good only for the students of DPS*. 

1. If you are good at soccer, then you will be very very popular and if you are not, then you will be called a geek automatically even if you get 4 CGPA.
 2. If you have a lot of Apple Products, then you will be called the coolest guy in the school even if you haven't used 'yo' in your whole lifetime.
 3. If you can sing (rock) and dance (break) then you will transform into a 100,000,000,000 volts extremely powerful electromagnet for girls.
 4. If you want to have a lot of friends in the school, then make sure that you have a lot of money in your wallet.
 5. If you are not good at studies, then you will become an archery target for our coordinators.
 6. Last but not the least, never make eye contact with the teachers when they are asking questions or else they will ask you the proof for the Theory Of Relativity.

 Now, the following postulates which hold good for the teachers. 

1. If you want to be everyone's favorite teacher then you should learn to give P.T  and Free periods.
2. If you want to be hated by every single kid in the school then take the P.T and free classes for teaching.(inverse of 1st postulate).
3. Never underestimate the amount of work which can be given to you by our coordinators.
 4. Never scold the gang leader (if you succeed in finding who it is) otherwise, behind your back the gang members will dedicate very nice nice words to you.


 These postulates were written after three years of extensive observations and research. If this is violating any law made by you or the school, please write to me ( hinishantsingh@gmail.com ). Make sure that you suggest some more postulates and publicize this paper to all DPS students. Cheers!! 


* - conditions apply.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Rain Which Spoiled Everything

1:45 P.M, 14 October 2010

Sky in Bangalore looks fine. No sign of rain, clouds- moderate, humidity negligible and temperature pleasant. After reading these two lines everyone will think that I am going to elaborate the pleasant weather in Bangalore but who knows that I will be leading you to the worst rainfall recorded in Bangalore(230mm).

5 Mins Later

Clouds became black and the weather started showing symptoms of rain. Drizzling begins and the weather gets windy. It starts raining, people rush to their balconies to remove the clothes and children playing downstairs start looking for shelter below trees and slides. Water coming from the rooftops looked like mini waterfalls. Due to the humongous force of water, small streams of water were formed on the bare ground next to my appartment. On the road - pedestrians coming from shops and buildings used polybags to protect themselves from the heavy rains.

Impact

All the plants in my sight were destroyed by the rain. Probably all the crops grown in the area might have got spoiled by the excessive rainfall. The biggest impact was the ruined houses which lay on mud and the people living in might have suffered a lot. The rain has caused a lot of trouble for many and good for some dying for water.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

English - The Global Langauge

In a country like India people speak over 20 languages. It is very difficult to be fluent in all the languages. People have to choose a language which will be known and fluent to all. Not only in India but in many other countries this is the problem.

Living in a metropolis city I myself experience the significance of English in our everyday lives. From a peon to a chairmen almost everyone uses English to communicate though some of them might not be so fluent in the language. Your command over English signifies your vocabulary of English (obvious), your concentration level and your thinking abilities. Many countries like U.S.A, England, Australia etc have chosen English as their national language . Over the years English has spread all over the world, more and more people are becoming fluent in this language and the significance of English is increasing day by day. Many people in India wish to become fluent in English and use many ways to do so , some of them are following :-
  1. Joining English speaking classes.
  2. Talking in English to their children and family members.
  3. Writing articles and essays for a good vocabulary.
  4. Learning new words in English everyday.

Have you ever noticed that when you leave your house for school/office/ for doing shopping and till you come back you mostly communicate with teachers and friends, employers and shopkeepers respectively in English (This statement is only applied for developed cities or countries). Thus English can be recognized as the Global Language.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

RoboKill - A Game Review

I play games to entertain myself. I discovered RoboKill when I went to my friends house to return his notebook and saw him playing RoboKill on miniclip.com. I asked him about the game and he enthusiastically replied that it is a very adventurous and violent game. He knew that I liked violent games and asked me to try it out.

Robokill is about a Robot which has been sent from a starship to a battle station controlled by droids or enemy robots. The commander of the star ship has ordered the Robot to destroy all the communication centers of the battle ship. The Robot is loaded with lot many shields and destructive weapons. The battle ship has been divided into many rooms. Some of the rooms have teleport machine which can take the robot to any other room. Destroyers are your biggest enemies, they are loaded with shields and guard the headquarters of the battleship. If you beat them then you get their shields. Some of the droids are reproductive which keep on giving droids out of them. There is a inventory, a map of the battle ship and a shop to buy new weapons for your robot.

The ship has been overrun by hostile robots and you are their only hope! Eliminate the enemies; remember to upgrade your weapons and armor.


Thursday, September 30, 2010

" Growing Plants "- Not an easy job.

People think that growing plants on a particular piece of land is an easy task for the farmers but actually it is not. I challenge you to earn some money by growing vegetables and flowers in your house, this can be your summer assignment. Think 'bout it, you will have to spend a lot of money on seeds and different investments for different requirements of the plant. The profit might be little or negligible. Taking a risk on a small piece of land is not an issue but on a large scale -thats something, specially for the poor farmers who don't have a default job or earnings.

I have tried this and experienced the result. I had a craze of growing plants in my house since I was young, though my family doesn't have such an Eco- friendly background. I took a challenge of growing coriander (these kind of vegetables are easy to grow) . I was very irritated because the plants hadn't started growing from past one week, although coriander is one of the most fast growing plants among the vegetables. I almost lost hope but finally after sometime time I could see the sprouts coming out of the soil, popping like smiles out of the ground and then all of them started growing tall. I have put a picture showing the plants after 2 weeks - "patience paid off".

Growing plants can be a profitable job if done with dedication, knowledge and human coordination.