Today Jokes

Ram,s mother- Tell me Ram by how ants helps us
Ram- Ants tell us where are sweets
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Arjun- In clouds rain is always going
Palak - No
Arjun- But when sky divers jump why they open there umbrellas
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Dad- We must help each other every time
Son- But why teachers didn't help us in the exams
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Universal Jokes- She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon.
Universal Jokes- Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
Universal Jokes- All of my friends and I are crazy.That's what keeps us sane!
Universal Jokes- You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
Universal Jokes-An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Learning

From 27th of Jan my first term examinations are going to be start and I am working more hard to come first in the class . I have learned science , Hindi,Gk and Computer and 3 more subjects I have to learn . My school, scheduled is changed from 7 to 5 pm . And I have to wake up early in the morning to get ready for the school.

Planning my Birthday Party

I have started making lists of those friends who are invited in birthday party, I asked my friends that which mall is more comfortable for you one said that Rave3 but there are no games , one said Rave Moti but McDonlands is not there so we decided that first we will go to the Globus and then Rave Moti.

Getting bored !!!

I am feeling bored because papa and mummy has gone to Hamirpur and I am not able to play with V because he is doing B,s work . Tomorrow I have to go to school because my winter vacations are over and another thing is that my exams are coming closer .

Facts Of the Earth

Antarctica is the highest, driest, and coldest continent on Earth.

The dormant volcano Mauna Kea (on the Big Island of Hawaii) could be considered the tallest mountain in the world. If you measure it from its base in the Hawaiian Trough (3,300 fathoms deep) to its summit of 13,796 feet, it reaches a height of 33,476 feet.

Earth is referred to as the BLUE PLANET. WHY? Because from space, the oceans combined with our atmosphere make our planet look blue.

The world’s deadliest recorded earthquake occurred in 1557 in central China, more than 830,000 people were killed.

The World’s largest hot desert is the Sahara in North Africa, at over 9,000,000 km², it is almost as large as the United States.

Earth travels through space at 66,700 miles per hour.