Today Jokes

Ram,s mother- Tell me Ram by how ants helps us
Ram- Ants tell us where are sweets
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Arjun- In clouds rain is always going
Palak - No
Arjun- But when sky divers jump why they open there umbrellas
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Dad- We must help each other every time
Son- But why teachers didn't help us in the exams
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Universal Jokes- She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon.
Universal Jokes- Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
Universal Jokes- All of my friends and I are crazy.That's what keeps us sane!
Universal Jokes- You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
Universal Jokes-An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.