Today Jokes

Ram,s mother- Tell me Ram by how ants helps us
Ram- Ants tell us where are sweets
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Arjun- In clouds rain is always going
Palak - No
Arjun- But when sky divers jump why they open there umbrellas
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Dad- We must help each other every time
Son- But why teachers didn't help us in the exams
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

Universal Jokes- She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon.
Universal Jokes- Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
Universal Jokes- All of my friends and I are crazy.That's what keeps us sane!
Universal Jokes- You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
Universal Jokes-An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Learning

From 27th of Jan my first term examinations are going to be start and I am working more hard to come first in the class . I have learned science , Hindi,Gk and Computer and 3 more subjects I have to learn . My school, scheduled is changed from 7 to 5 pm . And I have to wake up early in the morning to get ready for the school.

Planning my Birthday Party

I have started making lists of those friends who are invited in birthday party, I asked my friends that which mall is more comfortable for you one said that Rave3 but there are no games , one said Rave Moti but McDonlands is not there so we decided that first we will go to the Globus and then Rave Moti.

Getting bored !!!

I am feeling bored because papa and mummy has gone to Hamirpur and I am not able to play with V because he is doing B,s work . Tomorrow I have to go to school because my winter vacations are over and another thing is that my exams are coming closer .

Facts Of the Earth

Antarctica is the highest, driest, and coldest continent on Earth.

The dormant volcano Mauna Kea (on the Big Island of Hawaii) could be considered the tallest mountain in the world. If you measure it from its base in the Hawaiian Trough (3,300 fathoms deep) to its summit of 13,796 feet, it reaches a height of 33,476 feet.

Earth is referred to as the BLUE PLANET. WHY? Because from space, the oceans combined with our atmosphere make our planet look blue.

The world’s deadliest recorded earthquake occurred in 1557 in central China, more than 830,000 people were killed.

The World’s largest hot desert is the Sahara in North Africa, at over 9,000,000 km², it is almost as large as the United States.

Earth travels through space at 66,700 miles per hour.

Trip To Hamirpur

Since my winter vacations were going I had traveled many places and on 4th of Jan I and my dad went to Hamirpur where my mom and dad works . When I reached my home in Hamirpur I went to the landlord and made fun ,gossips. Then I immediately called my friends of Hamirpur to meet me. Me and my friends played cricket and hide in seek .

Trip To Allahabad

Since V is here I am enjoying because M wants to shop for her and they are going to malls and I also go with them. Yesterday we went to Allahabad to meet everyone (nana, nani, R,mami) and to celebrate for new year2009. Me and C went to Kids Fun Zone to play games. And we celebrated the party in our home by dancing and by eating lots of meal.

Facts Of the Earth2

Mount Everest 8850 meter (29035 ft) Nepal/China is the tallest mountain.

The sunrays reached at the earth in 8 minutes & 3 seconds.

Only 11 percent of the earth's surface is used to grow food.

The coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit (-89 Celsius) at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.

About 70% of the world’s fresh water is stored as glacial ice.

Only 3% water of the earth is fresh, rest 97% salted. Of that 3%, over 2% is frozen in ice sheets and glaciers. Means less than 1% fresh water is found in lakes, rivers and underground.

The warmest sea in the world is the Red Sea, where temperatures range from 68 degrees to 87.8 degrees F depending upon which part you measure.

The hottest planet in the solar system is Venus, with an estimated surface temperature of 864 F (462 C).

Angel Falls in Venezuela is the worlds highest waterfall, The water of Falls drops 3,212 feet (979 meters).

Asia Continent is covered 30% of the total earth land area, but represent 60% of the world’s population.

The total surface area of the Earth is 197 million square miles.

El Azizia in Libya recorded a temperature of 136 degrees Fahrenheit (57.8 Celsius) on Sept. 13, 1922 - the hottest ever measured.

A 1960 Chilean earthquake was the strongest earthquake in recent times, which occurred off the coast, had a magnitude of 9.6 and broke a fault more than 1000 miles (1600 kilometers) long.