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Firstly, I would like to make you aware of the students. There are certain postulates made by me which hold good only for the students of DPS*.
1. If you are good at soccer, then you will be very very popular and if you are not, then you will be called a geek automatically even if you get 4 CGPA.
2. If you have a lot of Apple Products, then you will be called the coolest guy in the school even if you haven't used 'yo' in your whole lifetime.
3. If you can sing (rock) and dance (break) then you will transform into a 100,000,000,000 volts extremely powerful electromagnet for girls.
4. If you want to have a lot of friends in the school, then make sure that you have a lot of money in your wallet.
5. If you are not good at studies, then you will become an archery target for our coordinators.
6. Last but not the least, never make eye contact with the teachers when they are asking questions or else they will ask you the proof for the Theory Of Relativity.
Now, the following postulates which hold good for the teachers.
1. If you want to be everyone's favorite teacher then you should learn to give P.T and Free periods.
2. If you want to be hated by every single kid in the school then take the P.T and free classes for teaching.(inverse of 1st postulate).
3. Never underestimate the amount of work which can be given to you by our coordinators.
4. Never scold the gang leader (if you succeed in finding who it is) otherwise, behind your back the gang members will dedicate very nice nice words to you.
These postulates were written after three years of extensive observations and research. If this is violating any law made by you or the school, please write to me ( hinishantsingh@gmail.com ). Make sure that you suggest some more postulates and publicize this paper to all DPS students. Cheers!!
* - conditions apply.
Firstly, I would like to make you aware of the students. There are certain postulates made by me which hold good only for the students of DPS*.
1. If you are good at soccer, then you will be very very popular and if you are not, then you will be called a geek automatically even if you get 4 CGPA.
2. If you have a lot of Apple Products, then you will be called the coolest guy in the school even if you haven't used 'yo' in your whole lifetime.
3. If you can sing (rock) and dance (break) then you will transform into a 100,000,000,000 volts extremely powerful electromagnet for girls.
4. If you want to have a lot of friends in the school, then make sure that you have a lot of money in your wallet.
5. If you are not good at studies, then you will become an archery target for our coordinators.
6. Last but not the least, never make eye contact with the teachers when they are asking questions or else they will ask you the proof for the Theory Of Relativity.
Now, the following postulates which hold good for the teachers.
1. If you want to be everyone's favorite teacher then you should learn to give P.T and Free periods.
2. If you want to be hated by every single kid in the school then take the P.T and free classes for teaching.(inverse of 1st postulate).
3. Never underestimate the amount of work which can be given to you by our coordinators.
4. Never scold the gang leader (if you succeed in finding who it is) otherwise, behind your back the gang members will dedicate very nice nice words to you.
These postulates were written after three years of extensive observations and research. If this is violating any law made by you or the school, please write to me ( hinishantsingh@gmail.com ). Make sure that you suggest some more postulates and publicize this paper to all DPS students. Cheers!!
* - conditions apply.
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Update your profile and correct the grammatical mistakes. Awesome blog!
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